He does not care. He did not care when he hooked up with you. So why would he care now.If it bothered him so much he would be with you anyway! So don't waste your time or his. He likes you the way you are. And plus the healthier you are the more of you he has to love.
Guys appreciate when you walk upto them and ask them for their help. It makes them feel wanted. Its a definite ego boost for them and gives them a chance to show you that they are always around.
Don't cut your hair. Ever. Men love the long stands of your hair. Please ladies dont go for boy cute or bob cuts. Don't guy your guy competition.
We speak with experience when we say this. Guys hate girls who bitch! You have a problem with your best friend, SORT IT OUT! Stop Bitching in front of him..You wanna bitch, look for a fellow female companion. He seriously has better things to do than listen to you nag about how you were not invited for a bubble bath with your BFF!
If you can't handle the truth don't ask! You asked for it so you got to deal with it. Rivers of tears post your Let's Confess Session will not only irritate him, it would make him want to keep things from you.
When a guy is talking to you about his problems he doesn't want you to play god and give him your advice. He just wants you to listen. That is all. So buck it up and maintain a few minutes of silence ladies
If he likes any form of pet it has to be a dog. Period. Cats are not an option! Throw the dammed purring creature out of the window or for a wash in the washing machine!
If he chooses to play his favourite game over talking to you, please don't nag. Its the same when you go shopping.
And please girl! if he chose talking to you over playing YOU BETTER DAMNED RESPECT THE MAN!
- They aren’t mind readers!
- They are not to be used as pawns in trying to make your girlfriends jealous.
- Smoking is the biggest turn off.
- It never hurts to work out.
- “Fine” or “whatever” is not an appropriate ending to a conversation.
- Don’t expect guys to say as many sweet things as they do in the movies. (It takes a lot of guys and their wives to come up with those scripts).
- Only models are able to wear most of the stuff you see in fashion magazines.
- You don’t need lingerie to look sexy before bed, short cotton shorts and a tank top are fine by them.
- Sharing your deepest feelings in no way guarantees reciprocity.
- If you, the girl, make out with another girl they won’t consider it cheating. Actually we strongly promote this behavior.
- Your hair is like 14 inches long, how are they supposed to notice a quarter inch missing.
- they don’t mind going to gay movies with you but don’t tell their friends.
- You can’t hold it against them if they cry after sports movies or “Old yeller.”
- “The game is on” is an acceptable excuse to avoid any serious conversation.
- You’re probably not as funny as you think.
- Brad Pitt is probably a cool guy but if he hear one more girl say “he’s so hot” he may have to die.
- Cooking makes a girl that much more attractive especially if she can use a grill.
- You can’t get mad if they refuse to hook up your “ugly friend” with one of their friends.
- For every fart that slips out when you are around they successfully hold in about 15, enduring excruciating pain to do this.
- Nothing you will ever do will entitle you to operate the remote control. (Unless operating means handing it to us.)
- Video games have helped them develop such finger skills that should only encourage them to play more often.
- Guys nights out are sacred events. If they answer questions they could be castrated.
- The jeans don’t make your ass look fat. Your fat ass makes your ass look fat.
- 99.5% of the time they didn’t mean to hurt you